498,516,889 Dead Virgins

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!ANNOUNCEMENTS!

[06/24/2024 23:51]

Two new songs for you guys in the new studio, check em out here. HINT: If played backwards a secret message is revealed!

[06/20/2024 01:26]

Hey guys. I am currently under my thermal blanket in the abandoned Brooks Residence at uOttawa (mooching wifi like a boss). I've been here 5 days now and they havent noticed. I've been stealing the lunches of student advisers during the day and sippin monster energy drinks from the vending machines by night. I think the gang stalkers will assume I'm dead with a few more days of this. I've shaved my face and been taking regular showers in the gym doing all this with a face mask to hide from the cameras, I've completely altered my appearance. Anyway did all this to have the time to get the 498,516,889 Dead Virgins gallery up for you guys... so check it out! Stay based and see you next time ;).

[06/15/2024 01:21]

Our live show is now posted. Check it out by clicking the CIGARETTES in recordings picture or just go to videos. This was literally one of our best sets. As such, we used advanced self-hosted large language models to generate realistic looking femoids into the video to simulate what it would be like if women weren't banned from our shows. Now you may be wondering... how did a bunch of neets get the gear to self host this good of AI? Well, I'm glad you asked, Mark Zuckerberg has named our band the official corporate spokespeople for his company Meta. With that came a bunch of GPUs to just generate slop to feed to the masses, of course we immediately abused this power and made the new version of llama based and blackpilled. This got us fired but before we lost access we generated some females of high incel fantasy into our set video. We also have an INSTAGRAM account now. Please drop a follow now to catch our neetmaxxed-hyperboreal-schizo posts before we are CANCELED!!!! Shout out to Mori Dori for hosting us again, sorry for making your amp rope. Gallery will be coming soon, just experiencing extreme gang stalking and I can't find a safe place to wear my programming socks and code on my riced out gentoo lainpad without my glowy detector tripping to high alert and auto encrypting my hard drive and starting a self destruction count down. Sorry guys!!! All the best and stay cool, trust in your madness <3 love you all and thanks for coming to our show for those who went. Both us and Mori Dori work hard for this. Make sure to go to Mori Dori's site and watch the Mori Dori set and the Los3r x Mori Dori feature, a total highlight of the night (other than our show, we kinda mogged them ngl).

[05/24/2024 20:22]

↓ Finally an event I don't want to send bomb threats to!!!! ↓

Come see 498,516,889 Dead Virgins attempt to achieve their dreams of dying from alcohol poisoning LIVE (while we play some of our songs for you guys <3)

We will be playing with our emo "friends" MORI DORI @ Parliament 2, where only the most BASED-maxxed house shows occur. If you want to know more feel free to contact Mori Dori. Both us and Mori Dori have put a lot of work into preparing for this, thus this is an all inclusive event :). Come to have fun and prepare to see the weakest amongst our band DIEEEEEE of liver failure. Stay cool!

[05/18/2024 20:57]

We as a band want to make an official response to the recent rumors about the band.

Yes, they are all true.

We made a song to apologize to those we have irreparably damaged. We would like to thank those who have came forward, you were very brave in confronting us with your feelings. We hope the new demo will ease your hearts.

With love, 419,512,889 Dead Virgins

[2024/03/07]

Check out our → Demos ← NOW to absolutely tastemog e-girls online!

[2024/03/07]

[ TWIN POSTER ] — Come see real sigmas (us) perform a Twilight themed event @ LIVE! on Elgin Mar 24th: details HAHAHAHAHA!

[2024/02/01]

~~We playing with some pussycore (emo and adjacent) band Mori Dori Feb 24th: check their site for DEETS!~~

↓ END OF ANNOUNCEMENTS | CARRY ON ↓

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We are an INCELCORE band from snoozeville Ottawa ON
and yes, everyone else in this city is a FAKECELL

We make some cool music but usually hated by most posers. This is template text as I'm begging either the vocalist or the drummer to write about their experience being insufferable incels and why the band started blah blah blah blackpill. If you ever feel upset by the content of our lyrics please keep in mind they were written by a balding, suicidal and depressed young adult (see below) who has been blackpilled since highschool. Thanks.

In order to trigger as many foids and white knights as possible we have made an Instagram (@4milliondeadvirgins). Drop us a follow if you want to secure your spot on your local governments watchlist and have guns/gore, suicide help line videos, sigma edits and anime girls of questionable age in your algorithm. Keep in mind though this site will always be our home.

P.S: If you want to have us play at a location of your choosing contact us through Instagram or via email moridori@disroot.org!

P.P.S: Alternatively, If any females want to personally APOLOGIZE for their COLLECTIVE abhorrent behavior (past, present or future) please contact @sean.of on Instagram, in fact direct all hateful (or positive) inquiries/rants/exposés his way.

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More recordings to come, god bless.

↓ Beware Federal Agents and Non-Playable Characters! ↓

Nobody gets the true incel, the realest of the fucking real; the truecel. I do not dream of sex but loathe it. I loathe it for it is something I CANNOT have. Oh, the hopeless pursuit of purity. Cannot one fair maiden be free of bugs under her skin? I fear not. For I, the truestcel, have discovered the truth: I never stood a chance! I alone survived mkultra, y2k, 9/11 and the moon landing!!! I alone have been naturally selected. So, I see the truth again and again and again and again and again. This world was never meant for people like me. The bots know. The feds know. And now, you know. Its been wired through your umbilical cord, like an Ethernet cable, the dark truth. I am the one who will NEVER get fucked. I see behind the female gaze and into the scrolling programming. All saying: nothimnothimnothimnothimnothimnothimnothimnothim

It was never bugs under the skin of the female. No, it was always just the bugs. The appearance came later. The female mantis eats their mate. The female human cannibalizes too, just more subtlety, the male psyche of the world. They gnaw and gnash and tear apart! The world is sick! I am but the last cell on this cancerous tumour of a world; the truecel. I shall not procreate with the enemy and they fucking know this! They understand my exile!! This world cannot be saved!!! It is SO FUCKING OVER!!!!!

THE END IS ALREADY HERE. I LOOK TO YOU DOOM SKY OF THE WORLD, HARBINGER OF RUIN AND ANGEL OF DEATH!!! I LOOK TO YOU BOTH DOWN BELOW AND UP ABOVE. WHERE IS MY RIVER OF BLOOD AND PILES OF CORPSES? THE IRON RAIN? THE CHOKING FLOOD?

Neglect is the suicide of being so I embody the rot. Yet why are you so filthy? Take a step, and trample. You know not what you crush. How could something so disgusting even know anything at all anyway.

↓ Literally Our Band ↓

URGENT: { NO ONE LOVES YOU | GIRLS GTFO | INDIE MUSIC SUCKS | STAY BLACKPILLED }